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"As long as Blanton Foghorn is in office, we can rest assured
that sacred Second Amendment rights will never be denied to any teenager."
--Charlton Heston, president,
National Rifle Association
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DISCLAIMERS.
Past broken campaign promises are no guarantee
of future broken promises. Constituent services
available only to donors. Gerrymandering may dilute or
eliminate your vote. The Foghorn Motors "Guaranteed Below
Invoice Price" guarantee applies only to purchases above
invoice. Lobbyists may bypass receptionist and go directly
to subcommittee office. Definition of "family values" may
shift owing to marital status of certain evangelists. The
Ten Commandments are copyrighted and cannot be used without
the express written consent of Judeo-Christians for Mandatory
Family Values. Due to the volume of mail, you may receive
the wrong form-letter response.
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