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Welcome to the Web Site of Rep. Blanton Foghorn's Lawyer

 

"As long as Blanton Foghorn is in office, we can rest assured that sacred Second Amendment rights will never be denied to any teenager."

--Charlton Heston, president,
National Rifle Association
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DISCLAIMERS.
Past broken campaign promises are no guarantee of future broken promises. Constituent services available only to donors. Gerrymandering may dilute or eliminate your vote. The Foghorn Motors "Guaranteed Below Invoice Price" guarantee applies only to purchases above invoice. Lobbyists may bypass receptionist and go directly to subcommittee office. Definition of "family values" may shift owing to marital status of certain evangelists. The Ten Commandments are copyrighted and cannot be used without the express written consent of Judeo-Christians for Mandatory Family Values. Due to the volume of mail, you may receive the wrong form-letter response.

 
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