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"Blanton Foghorn is not afraid to stand up for what his donors believe in."
--The Wall Street Journal editorial page
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TO MAKE DONATIONS.
Unmarked bills are always appreciated.
Worried about FEC limits? Our friendly
phone staff will walk you through converting
your donation into "soft" money.
Ask about our
special "finesse package" if you are ethnically
Chinese.
Unlike some politicians, who will not
specify what a donation buys, Rep. Foghorn is a
businessman and happy to publish a price list:
| $50 | Coffee mug and pen |
| $100 | Fireproof American flag |
| $250 | Autographed cheerleader photo of Darlene Foghorn |
| $1,000 | Your name inserted into a "private bill" in Congress |
| $2,500 | Breakfast with Rep. Foghorn |
| $5,000 | Copy of Hearsay to History, a collection of Rep. Foghorn’s memos and press releases, plus breakfast with a committee chairman |
| $10,000 | Seat at a closed committee markup session |
| $50,000 | Your language inserted into a floor amendment |
| $100,000 | You specify one provision of the next corporate tax bill |
| $250,000 | Guaranteed federal contract award |
| $1,000,000 | Congressional pardon for the stock manipulator of your choice |
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