CELEBRITIES
People for the Correct Way works with many well-known actors and actresses to raise public awareness of key issues and to keep discussion from getting too complicated. Here are samples of recent appearances:
 Susan Sarandon testified in Congress before the House Temporary Permanent Joint Subcommittee on Bridge Abutments, Pancreas Transplants, and Fajitas Safety Standards. She was testifying in support of a bill to outlaw growth hormones for lawns. “If your Mexican groundskeepers can’t get your lawn green enough naturally, then just hire more,” Sarandon said.
Mindy D'Stasio announced that all profits from her new hit single, "(If I Wanna) Then You Gotta," would be donated to People for the Correct Way,
after subtraction of certain fees. CDs of "(If I Wanna) Then You Gotta" will be distributed as a premium in boxes of Fruit Loops. Mindy will also be headlining a tolerance and diversity benefit at the new 145,000-seat DecibelDome in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. The tolerance and diversity benefit is by invitation only.
 Ted Danson appeared on a Discovery Channel environmental special, Greener Than Thou. Seated on the beautiful oceanfront patio of his 28-room Martha’s
Vineyard vacation home, he explained how all new coastal construction must be stopped to protect our precious shorelines.
Charlie Sheen marched in Milwaukee with janitors striking for the right to take bathroom breaks. “I am one with the causes of the little people,” he declared before jetting off to Vancouver, where his production crew is filming in order to escape California union rules.
Meryl Streep posed for photos with delegates at Arafat T-Shirt Day at the U.N. General Assembly.
FUND
RAISING
People for the Correct Way refuses all corporate and PAC donations, not that we’ve
ever been offered any. This means we must bilk people like you, average,
hardworking people. And we take that responsibility very seriously.
To reward your generous support, we offer these premiums per donation:
- $25 donation: Pad of anti-WTO Post-It Notes
- $50 donation: Box of Jerry Falwell Kleenex (to blow your nose on!)
- $100 donation: Taped thank-you message from Susan Sarandon’s publicist
- $1,000 donation: Vegetarian breakfast with actual Native American
- $5,000 donation: Very brief encounter with Hillary Clinton (nonsexual)
- $25,000 donation: Rambling cell phone conversation with Ted Danson
- $50,000 donation: Burn the flag of your choice on the Capitol lawn
- $100,000 donation: Dinner date with Monica Lewinsky
People
for the Correct Way also raises funds by auctioning valuable celebrity and
political memorabilia at UBuyThisNow.com. Check the site now for our latest
offerings, including:
*
30,000 chad from floor of Florida recounts (each chad bid individually)
* Actual push-up bra worn by Julia Roberts during filming of Erin Brockovich
* Fifth draft of Al Gore’s victory speech, titled, Mandate for Hectoring
* Cigars (unused) and Altoid mints from President Clinton’s desk drawer
* Original text of the Hillary Clinton
health-care reform proposal (must be shipped surface freight)
Please note: Although we oppose “soft” money in politics, we certainly
don’t mind money that has a nice, medium feel to it. Call today for donation
information!
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