He was wrong, but he was great.
Paraskevidekatriaphobia.
Whether or not I am the Antichrist…
Harvard is good, but not that good.
After the second martini.
A one-dog man.
They didn't kill Indians (much).
The tablecloth never lies.
The awkward hush.
Belligerent, robotic Rockettes.
The pleasant drip-drip-drip.
The other crack epidemic.Brooklyn is not expanding!
The only remaining racist.
No backpack here, Heinrich!
Liquor + Paxil = Wow!
The great banana revolution.
Well, maybe not black people.
I'm guessing she wasn't 12.
Lips are the new blond.
Knee fluid is disheartening.
Dear Roger Clemens …
That's not a shoe-tree.
Become a scandal-monger.
Buy the cheapest thing you can stand.
Your silence makes me frisky.
Cut up my steak and feed it to me.
Shocked, not awed.
The baby likes Derrida.
Then he went to get a haircut.
Numskull is not inaccurate.
The full upright and locked position.
Eat the cheese.
You say abandonment, I say potato.
You aren't Ann Landers.
Aspire to be a meadow.
Dollar bills to roll around in.
Ears tend to be tricky.
We'd like to offer you a trailer.
The squarest man.
Now with more crumbs!
Still wearing pajamas.
A smile like rigor mortis.
Washing dishes in the dark.
Gillette's dirty little secret.
Lonely infatuations.
A breathtaking act of rudeness.
Five days later, he died.
We dream of pastry!
Besmirched librarians.
It looked like crud.
The natural way to end a conversation.
Time for more yogurt.
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Convenient Blockbuster
One Iraqi memo reportedly solves two Bush problems.
Mickey Kaus
Dec. 13, 2003, 7:07 AM ET - chatterbox
Whopper: Howard Dean
Oh, that bizarre and irresponsible remark!
Timothy Noah
Dec. 13, 2003, 10:08 PM ET - doonesbury
Today's Doonesbury Strip
Chowdown in the B hall.
Dec. 13, 2003, 7:43 AM ET - today's papers
Slick Oil?
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Caroline Benner
Dec. 13, 2003, 4:29 AM ET - cartoon index
Daryl Cagle's Professional Cartoon Index
Editorial cartoons from around the world.
Dec. 13, 2003, 3:00 AM ET
- international papers
No Soup for EU
Europe howls over Iraqi reconstruction contracts.
Ed Finn
Dec. 12, 2003, 6:57 PM ET - moneybox
Hail to the Coach
Why should Uncle Sam be so generous to West Point football?
Daniel Gross
Dec. 12, 2003, 6:53 PM ET - press box
Robert L. Bartley (1937-2003)
Both sides now.
Jack Shafer
Dec. 12, 2003, 6:52 PM ET - war stories
The Pentagon Plot
Baker's trip isn't about debt, and the contracts directive isn't about money.
Fred Kaplan
Dec. 12, 2003, 6:40 PM ET - fraywatch
Means Testing and Dean's Testy
Fraysters touch the third rail of American politics.
Kevin Arnovitz
Dec. 12, 2003, 8:38 PM ET - culturebox
The Lector Effect
HBO's new Angels in America gets Kushner wrong.
Dale Peck
Dec. 12, 2003, 5:46 PM ET - in other magazines
A New I Do
The New Republic on gay marriage fallout.
Josh Levin
Dec. 12, 2003, 5:42 PM ET - movies
The Other Woman
Diane Keaton scores in Something's Gotta Give.
David Edelstein
Dec. 12, 2003, 5:32 PM ET - sports nut
The Lunacy of the Heisman
Will the voters ever get it right?
Allen Barra
Dec. 12, 2003, 5:19 PM ET
summary judgmentBloody Sell
The makers of Grand Theft Auto release an even gorier game.
Ben Williams
Dec. 12, 2003, 5:13 PM ET
day to dayStuck on the Farrelly Brothers
Slate stories on NPR's Day to Day.
Dec. 12, 2003, 5:05 PM ET
- SLATE WIDGETThe Sap-o-Meter had asthma as a child.

- dispatches
Dispatches From Ivory Coast
The refugee merry-go-round.
Jeremy Kahn
Dec. 12, 2003, 3:23 PM ET - diary
Duane Michals' Nest in a Hostile World
A weeklong journal of a photographer.
Dominique Nabokov
Dec. 12, 2003, 1:06 PM ET - movies
Hollywood's New Maturity
Tim Burton and the Farrelly brothers try to grow up.
David Edelstein
Dec. 12, 2003, 1:03 PM ET - corrections
Corrections
Slate's mistakes.
Dec. 12, 2003, 12:53 PM ET - explainer
Why No More Flu Vaccine?
For one thing, there's a shortage of chicken eggs.
Ed Finn
Dec. 12, 2003, 12:51 PM ET - dispatches from the martha stewart trial
The "Cover-Up," Part 6: More Lies From Martha?
An insider's view of the Martha trial.
Henry Blodget
Dec. 12, 2003, 10:52 AM ET - today's papers
Brusque Back
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Eric Umansky
Dec. 12, 2003, 4:45 AM ET
- television
The $3.77 Million Wedding
Trista and Ryan tie the knot on ABC.
Dana Stevens
Dec. 11, 2003, 7:01 PM ET - assessment
Teresa Heinz
Why John Kerry needs some of his wife's sauce.
Julia Turner
Dec. 11, 2003, 6:57 PM ET - on the trail
A Browser's Guide to Campaign 2004, Cont'd.
Slate reads John Edwards' book so you don't have to.
Chris Suellentrop
Dec. 11, 2003, 6:45 PM ET - ballot box
You Have the Power
Why Al Gore was wrong to endorse Howard Dean.
William Saletan
Dec. 11, 2003, 6:21 PM ET - diary
The Living Room of a Perfectionist
A weeklong journal of a photographer.
Dominique Nabokov
Dec. 11, 2003, 1:06 PM ET - dispatches
Dispatches From Ivory Coast
Inside the U.N. "transit center" that's home to 3,500 Liberians.
Jeremy Kahn
Dec. 11, 2003, 3:23 PM ET - readme
Iraqing Their Brains
How can the Democratic candidates escape the trap they set for themselves?
Michael Kinsley
Dec. 11, 2003, 1:37 PM ET - foreigners
Murder by Media
Why the Rwandan genocide tribunal went too far.
Joel Simon
Dec. 11, 2003, 12:54 PM ET
- LINE of the DAY"Call me fastidious, but I don't like to spit out my snack foods, particularly at the office."What's the Buzz?By Mason Currey
- dispatches from the martha stewart trial
The "Cover-Up," Part 5: Bacanovic testifies at the SEC
An insider's view of the Martha trial.
Henry Blodget
Dec. 11, 2003, 10:52 AM ET - dear prudence
Relative Agony
In-laws that deserve the cold shoulder.
Dec. 11, 2003, 10:56 AM ET - today's papers
Soft Money Shuffle
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Brian Montopoli
Dec. 11, 2003, 4:25 AM ET
- chatterbox
Bush's Mr. Cellophane
Goodbye to Mel Martinez.
Timothy Noah
Dec. 10, 2003, 7:32 PM ET - explainer
Are Dean and Gore Related?
No Relation No. 18: Gore, Dean, and Gore Dean
Josh Levin
Dec. 10, 2003, 7:03 PM ET - television
Antiques Gone Wild
The Keno brothers paw through other people's things on PBS.
Dana Stevens
Dec. 10, 2003, 6:55 PM ET - moneybox
Dollar Doldrums
Where have all the European investors gone?
Daniel Gross
Dec. 10, 2003, 5:24 PM ET - dispatches
Dispatches From Ivory Coast
Dancing with the rebels.
Jeremy Kahn
Dec. 10, 2003, 3:23 PM ET - recycled
Shape Up and Ship Out
The best way to pack and ship your holiday packages.
Dec. 10, 2003, 2:03 PM ET
- diary
Richard Hennessy's Colorful Habitat
A weeklong journal of a photographer.
Dominique Nabokov
Dec. 10, 2003, 1:06 PM ET - dispatches from the martha stewart trial
The "Cover-Up," Part 4: Attorney-Client Miscues?
An insider's view of the Martha trial.
Henry Blodget
Dec. 10, 2003, 10:52 AM ET - politics
Meet the Greedy Grandparents
Why America's elderly are so spoiled.
Steve Chapman
Dec. 10, 2003, 11:16 AM ET - ballot box
The New Hampshire Debate
The Democrats split between Clinton and Gore.
William Saletan
Dec. 10, 2003, 4:49 AM ET - today's papers
Contract Shun
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Eric Umansky
Dec. 10, 2003, 4:54 AM ET
- press box
Blood Money?
The Los Angeles Times' flawed masterpiece about corruption at NIH.
Jack Shafer
Dec. 9, 2003, 7:06 PM ET - medical examiner
No Immunity
Why this year's flu outbreak is a looming public health crisis.
Robert Bazell
Dec. 9, 2003, 4:08 PM ET - diary
Inside Nell Campbell's Apartment
A weeklong journal of a photographer.
Dominique Nabokov
Dec. 9, 2003, 1:06 PM ET - dispatches
Dispatches From Ivory Coast
The human consequences of war.
Jeremy Kahn
Dec. 9, 2003, 3:23 PM ET - chatterbox
Dick Scaife, Crypto-Liberal
An unlikely Kerry donor.
Timothy Noah
Dec. 9, 2003, 3:13 PM ET - foreigners
The Case of the Misunderstood Memo
The Feith "annex" highlights the Bush administration's misuse of intelligence material.
Daniel Benjamin
Dec. 9, 2003, 2:14 PM ET - dispatches from the martha stewart trial
The "Cover-Up," Part 3: Martha Stewart Visits the U.S. Attorney
An insider's view of the Martha trial.
Henry Blodget
Dec. 9, 2003, 10:52 AM ET
ballot boxStop This Train
Who decides this election—you or Al Gore?
William Saletan
Dec. 9, 2003, 1:42 PM ET- politics
Partial Victory
The power of an unenforced abortion ban.
Paul Freedman
Dec. 9, 2003, 12:43 PM ET - art
The Artful Dodger
Philip Guston was misunderstood—but why?
Lee Siegel
Dec. 9, 2003, 12:03 PM ET - culturebox
How To Write
Read Mimesis.
Jim Lewis
Dec. 9, 2003, 10:47 AM ET - poem
Minnesota
A weekly poem, read by the author.
David Thoreen
Dec. 9, 2003, 10:45 AM ET - today's papers
Gore Score
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Eric Umansky
Dec. 9, 2003, 4:25 AM ET
- international papers
Putin's Party Takes Control
Does United Russia's victory presage the death of democracy?
Nancy Palus
Dec. 8, 2003, 7:14 PM ET - recycled
Best College System?
Previously published Slate articles made new.
Dec. 8, 2003, 7:12 PM ET
chatterboxA Drug-Company Bribe?
The Medicare vote scandal, continued.
Timothy Noah
Dec. 8, 2003, 7:08 PM ET- ballot box
Beating the Bushes
The Democrats recount the recount in Florida.
William Saletan
Dec. 8, 2003, 6:05 PM ET
war storiesBuilding a Better Occupation
The U.S. Army has made some smart moves in Iraq—and some blockheaded ones, too.
Fred Kaplan
Dec. 8, 2003, 6:03 PM ET- dispatches
Dispatches From Ivory Coast
Among the charming rebels of Les Forces Nouvelles.
Jeremy Kahn
Dec. 8, 2003, 3:23 PM ET - television
Saturday Night Fever
Al Sharpton shimmies to James Brown on SNL.
Dennis Cass
Dec. 8, 2003, 4:58 PM ET
- diary
Inside Edmund White's Living Room
A weeklong journal of a photographer.
Dominique Nabokov
Dec. 8, 2003, 1:06 PM ET - explainer
How Do You Fix a Wild Bear?
First, do no harm. Then, use pig membranes.
Brendan I. Koerner
Dec. 8, 2003, 3:02 PM ET - moneybox
Abercrombie & Fitch's Blue Christmas
The dirty little secret behind the racy catalog: lousy sales.
Daniel Gross
Dec. 8, 2003, 2:53 PM ET - fraywatch
Logophilia
Readers get wordy in the Fray.
Kevin Arnovitz
Dec. 8, 2003, 12:23 PM ET - corrections
Corrections
Slate's mistakes.
Dec. 8, 2003, 11:19 AM ET - today's papers
U R Trouble
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Eric Umansky
Dec. 8, 2003, 4:25 AM ET
- today's papers
MicroStasi
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Michael Brus
Dec. 7, 2003, 6:47 AM ET
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