Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
By Aimee NezhukumatathilPosted Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2004, at 12:26 PM ET
the fear of long words
Listen to Aimee Nezhukumatathil reading this poem.
On the first day of classes, I secretly beg
my students Don't be afraid of me. I know
my last name on your semester schedule
is chopped off or probably misspelled—
or both. I can't help it. I know the panic
of too many consonants rubbed up
against each other, no room for vowels
to fan some air into the room of a box
marked Instructor. You want something
to startle you? Try tapping the ball of roots
of a potted tomato plant into your cupped hand
one spring, only to find a small black toad
who kicks and blinks his cold eye at you,
the sun, a gnat. Be afraid of the X-rays
for your teeth or lung. Pray for no dark spots.
You may have pneumonoultromononucleosis—
coal lung. Be afraid of money spiders
tiptoeing across your face while you sleep
on a sweet, fat couch. But don't be afraid
of me, my last name, what language I speak
or what accent dulls itself on my molars.
I will tell jokes, help you see the gleam
of the beak of a mohawked cockatiel. I will
lecture on luminescent sweeps of ocean, full
of tiny dinoflagellates oozing green light
when disturbed. I promise dark gatherings
of toadfish and comical shrimp just when you think
you are alone, hoping to stay somehow afloat.
To submit poetry to Slate, send up to five poems and a self-addressed, stamped envelope to: Robert Pinsky, Slate Magazine, Boston University, 236 Bay State Road, Boston, MA, 02215.
feedback | about us | help | advertise | newsletters | mobile
User Agreement and Privacy Policy | All rights reserved
poem
columns
- "Siren"
A weekly poem, read by the author.
Paul Breslin
posted July 22, 2008 - "Visiting the Real Ranch"
—for Oscar
Sally Ball
posted July 15, 2008 - "In the Fourth Grade"
A weekly poem, read by the author.
Charles Grosel
posted July 8, 2008 - "When in the Uterine Empyrean They Told Me"
A weekly poem, read by the author.
Patrick Donnelly
posted July 1, 2008 - "Confinement"
A weekly poem, read by the author.
Tony Hoagland
posted June 24, 2008 - Search for more poem articles
- Subscribe to the poem RSS feed
- View our complete poem archive
- Today's Headlines
- [audio] U.S. Trades Alito To British Supreme Court In Six-Judge Deal
Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:00:50 -0400 - Only Remaining Rhyme Rapper Can Think Of Is 'Cliff Clavin'
Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0400 - Braylon Edwards Claims He Kissed A Bunch Of Girls At Voluntary Camp
Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:00:45 -0400 - » More from the Onion
| Pundits and diplomats respond.
Robinson: Sunshine in BerlinToles: The World ?'s ObamaTelnaes: Meanwhile, McCain
- Stumped: Bring Back Bill Clinton
- Krauthammer: Maliki Votes for Obama
- Dionne: The Year the Youth Vote Arrives
- Today's Headlines
- Poll: Hispanic Voters Back Obama by Wide Margins
Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:04:26 GMT - Opinion: Germans See Themselves in Obama
Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:53:52 GMT - How the Mosley Orgy Ruling Could Affect U.K. Media
Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:34:59 GMT - » More from Newsweek
- Today's Headlines
- Over the Rainbow: Angie and Jo
Tue, 22 July 2008 16:21:23 GMT - The New Tavis Smiley, Beware!
Tue, 22 July 2008 16:27:58 GMT - Go for the Bronze
Fri, 25 July 2008 4:18:27 GMT - » More from The Root

poem





