Department Index
The Has-Been 2007:
Notes from the political sidelines.
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- The Benchwarmer George Bush just lost the job he wanted more than this one.
Dec. 18, 2007 - Planes, Trains, and Solicitations How to make your holiday travel plans without bumping into Larry Craig. Update: OMG at ORD!
Dec. 5, 2007 - Huck Thin Can we afford another president who's afraid of getting fat?
Nov. 29, 2007 - Truman Loses! In its bid for history, the Bush White House gets stuffed.
Nov. 19, 2007 - Rudy's Reader's Strike On the Internet, nobody knows you're a blog.
Nov. 7, 2007 - A Fool and His Earmarks Larry Craig gives the Senate a lesson in offender management.
Oct. 29, 2007 - Taggwarts On MySpace, even Tagg Romney and Albus Dumbledore can be friends.
Oct. 22, 2007 - Golden Hand Signals Is Larry Craig peering through the revolving door?
Oct. 15, 2007 - Nobel Man Al Gore is finally rewarded for taking the long view. Plus: CNN projects Gore the winner!
Oct. 10, 2007 - Word Problem Larry Craig, the irrational member who goes on forever with no solution.
Sept. 19, 2007 - Am Not Only 17 more scoffing days till Larry Craig's departure.
Sept. 10, 2007 - Go Ahead, Quit Us To Idaho's dismay, America still has Larry Craig to kick around after all.
Sept. 5, 2007 - Hot Potato Republicans can't drop Larry Craig fast enough.
Aug. 27, 2007 - The Long War The Passport Services Office says, "Don't call us. Call your congressman."
Aug. 22, 2007 - The Passport Is In the Mail One man's journey into the greatest bureaucracy ever assembled.
Aug. 14, 2007 - Honor Among Scribes A vegan speechwriter pens the juiciest hatchet job of the Bush era.
Aug. 11, 2007 - Song of Mitt's Self Romney's new strategy borrows a page from Walt Whitman: embrace the contradictions.
Aug. 5, 2007 - Water for Elephants Don't miss Mitt Romney's new ad for Hillary Clinton.
July 17, 2007 - Bush's the One Look who just tied Richard Nixon as the second-most unpopular president ever.
July 11, 2007 - The Life of Romney The Boston Globe's epic series about how Mitts are made, not born.
July 5, 2007 - Tagg, You're It! Meet my favorite Romney and his imaginary friend.
June 28, 2007 - The Ghost of Rudy Past For Giuliani, the real threat Bloomberg may pose is in the primaries.
June 19, 2007 - The Shrug Primary The best bad poll yet, with a margin of error of only +/- 57 percent.
June 14, 2007 - Cub and Run Without the immigration bill to kick around anymore, the next big target is China.
June 4, 2007 - My Fund-Raiser With André Why Romney never met a pol he didn't forget.
May 31, 2007 - Wink Announcing the Mitt Romney Look-Alike Contest. Plus: He's forgotten before!
May 21, 2007 - Is Bush Smarter Than a Fourth-Grader? Maybe he's failing on purpose, to help our young people make gains in civics and history.
May 15, 2007 - Rudy's Choice Giuliani's stand on abortion would be more courageous if he weren't always changing it.
May 8, 2007 - Trunk Call Captive Republicans look for sanctuary.
May 1, 2007 - It Takes a Bubba Tougher gun laws are better politics than you think.
April 23, 2007 - GOP's Gift to Women If Fred Thompson is Republicans' answer to the gender gap, how come women don't like him?
April 16, 2007 - My Kingdom for a Hound Mitt Romney finds out what it's like to run with the big dogs.
April 9, 2007 - The Rabbit Hunter How Mitt Romney took Republicans' guns away.
April 4, 2007 - Waiting for Magoo Is Rudy Giuliani the next Steve Forbes—or the next Bernard Kerik? Plus: Rackets v. Brackets.
March 31, 2007 - Losers Walk Can any Republican beat the odds?
March 22, 2007 - McCain Madness Slate fills out the Republican candidates' brackets.
March 14, 2007 - O Captain, My Captain For conservatives, no comic relief.
March 8, 2007 - Les Mitts Romney may say he hates the French, but he's the best ally they've ever had.
Feb. 27, 2007 - Mutually Assured Distraction It's in every campaign's interest to lose David Geffen.
Feb. 24, 2007 - Potomac Fever In Washington, it's not hard to find yourself on thin ice.
Feb. 13, 2007 - The Great Right Hope The conservative movement needs a wipeout in '08, and Idaho has their man.
Feb. 7, 2007 - Run for President Without Leaving Your House
Jan. 31, 2007 - The Ralph Primary Which Republican will Ralph Reed curse this time?
Jan. 31, 2007 - Goats Don't Answer Letters In Bush's State of the Union, heroes were named, not born.
Jan. 23, 2007 - Surge or Merge Is George Bush the next Guy Mollet?
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