Model U.N.Why the international spinoffs of America's Next Top Model are better than the original.
Posted Wednesday, Sept. 9, 2009, at 10:07 AM ET
Ever since former supermodel Tyra Banks launched America's Next Top Model in 2003, the show has been many things—addictive, entertaining, popular—but it has not been very good at finding America's next top model. Of the more than 100 women who have competed in the 12 seasons (or "cycles") thus far, a few—like Mollie Sue Steenis and Elyse Sewell—have made careers for themselves. But you're more likely to find the show's alumnae in Chili's ads or on Celebrity Rehab than stomping the runways.
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StumbleUponThe show has, however, had one unusual success: It has generated more than 40 international spinoffs, in countries from Austria to South Africa to New Zealand. The number of global versions of NTM nearly matches the number of Idol spinoffs worldwide. These Next Top Model spawn, many of which are available on YouTube, BitTorrent, or other downloading sites, make for some of the world's best reality-TV watching. I haven't watched America's Next Top Model consistently in several seasons, but I regularly curl up with my laptop to take in the Next Top Model shows of Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Britain, and Germany, which some kind-hearted soul with a lot of free time posts online with English subtitles. (I minored in Latin in college, so unless The Vatican's Next Top Model is in the works, I'm limited to English-language versions of the show.) In many cases, these adaptations have retained what works best about America's Next Top Model—the in-house drama, the torturous makeovers, the ridiculous assignments—while skipping what's worst about it: hokey judge antics, outlandish veneration of Tyra, and sob-story contestants. What's more, each show offers surprisingly revealing glimpses of its nation's aesthetic and outlook.
The Top Model spinoffs all follow the same basic format: Wannabe models live together; study posing, walking, acting, and representing a brand; and take part in challenges, fashion shows, and photo shoots. At the end of each episode, the girls face a stern panel of judges who pick them apart before kicking one or more out of the competition. Beyond this framework, the shows have some freedom—and, for the most part, they've used it to their advantage.
ANTM viewers fall into two categories: There are the ones who bemoan the fact that the show's contestants are too heavy, too old, or too short to model in real life, and wish it provided a more accurate portrait of the modeling world. And then there are those who couldn't care less about realism and prefer to savor Tyra's histrionics and the contestant cat fights (among them the "bitch poured beer on my weave" fracas of Cycle 3). With the possible exception of Australia's Next Top Model, which will gloriously satisfy both viewers, the international versions are best for the first type of fan. The international shows have found some genuinely successful models, particularly Ksenia Kahnovich, who won Russia's You Are a Supermodel and has since walked the runways for Dior, Versace, and Louis Vuitton. Alice Burdeu, who won the third installment of Australia's Next Top Model, has also met with some international success. Had she been on America's Next Top Model, the passive Burdeu—who showed passion only once in the series, when she spoke with gusto about how much she hates it when her bathing suit is wet—would have gotten the boot from Tyra for not showing adequate spark.
Show: Australia's Next Top Model
Host: Sarah Murdoch, daughter-in-law of Rupert
Watch this spinoff if: You want to brush up on your Aussie slang.
Sarah Murdoch scrambles to keep a batch of Aussie brats under control. The show is bloated with between-shoot spats, including some downright cruel bullying, and it has introduced me to the delightful words bogan (the Aussie equivalent of redneck) and moll (bitch or slut). In Cycle 4, a group of girls, including the eventual winner, Demelza, were nicknamed the "bitchketeers" for their cruel torment of the spacey Alamela. AusNTM has also featured some of the most difficult-to-watch challenges in the Next Top Model catalog, including a runway show in front of leering male workers at a fruit market and a brutal assignment in the Australian Outback with masses of flies swarming the girls midshoot and flying in their mouths midinterview.
Show: Germany's Next Topmodel
Host: Heidi Klum
Watch this spinoff if: You watch Project Runway for Heidi Klum and the models.
Watching Germany's Next Topmodel is a commitment: The episodes, subtitled by a German with a good but decidedly not great grasp of English, are scattered across various Web sites, and each is about an hour and a half long. While previous cycles' models—uniformly tall and slim—have been yawn-inducing when not at a shoot, this season amped up the conflict quotient by throwing an interloper, the winner of Austria's Next Top Model, into the competition. Klum is more endearing here than she is on Project Runway. Unlike Tyra, she shows up to every photo shoot and most of the challenges, where she dispenses constructive advice that sounds a lot more helpful than Banks' perpetual "smile with your eyes." This makes her judging seem more fair. She actually watches the girls in action—in one case directing an underwater shoot from a submarine—so she bases her verdicts on more than just the final picture.
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Don't scoff at us poor New Zealanders when we get excited about the possibility of a trip to New York. NZ is a bloody long way from anywhere - even Sydney is a 3 1/2 hour plane ride away, and a trip from Auckland to New York can cost you anywhere from $1800 to $2500 (NZD), depending on when you travel. New Zealand's biggest city has 1 1/2 million - we don't anything like a New York or a London, let alone a Paris or a Milan. So you can see why a young New Zealander who may not have even been out of the country (I hadn't until I was 21) would think a trip to NYC was pretty damn cool.
-- Tinyredcar
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Would never scoff at New Zealand. Looks like an incredibly beautiful country.
But I think I would watch the German Top Model in preference to the NZ version. Heidi Klum in a submarine......what more can life offer?
I heard she bought her husband a dark blue suit. He wanted to be a navy seal.......
-- alittlesense
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